Note: The following is obviously satire.
Look how PC I am! I honour the Totobiegosode Confederates and their brave sacrifice for Dixie. That proves that I’m anti-racist. It proves that the Confederate flag is not racist. The Confederate flag stands for all races, religions, species, sexual orientations, etc. Lincoln was the real racist because he was against the Totobiegosode Confederates! We should always remember the Totobiegosode Confederates. If you disagree with me then you’re a racist!
Also see: More on PC Confederates